What’s the process, you ask?
Oh, there’s a process.
One that involves me + you + high-wattage smiles + one hell of a happiness buzz.

Step One:
Email me your message in a bottle. That’s the fancy way of saying: Bust open your heart and tell me what’s happening with you. I want to hear. I won’t judge, roll my eyes, and/or report you to the authorities. I’ve been there. I get it. Email me at lrosenberg7@gmail.com

Step Two:
We’ll schedule a time to talk. There’s no pressure. It won’t be weird. And I won’t make any distracting noises with my bubble gum. It’s just a low-key, exploratory call to see where you are and whether or not I’m the right person to guide you. This is important to me.

Step Three:
If it makes sense to move forward, and all in the world is right, we’ll select a method of working together. At present, you can work with me one of four ways:


A) By the hour. It’s $135 per session. No commitment. No strings.

B) By four-session package. It’s $500 per package. Wrapped in a big polka-dotted bow.
C) By six-session package. It’s $700 per package. Wrapped in a funky orange and green striped bow. (A $110 savings.)
D) By ten-session package. It’s $1000 per package. Wrapped in a bright red, velvety bow with cherubs on top. Are cherubs still a thing? (Best value at a $350 savings.)

Step Four:
At the scheduled time of your consult, we’ll consult!  There’s no pressure. It won’t be weird. And I won’t make any distracting noises with my bubble gum. It’s just a low-key, exploratory call to see where you’re at, and whether or not I’m the right person to guide you. This is important to me.

Step Five:
If it makes sense to move forward, and all in the world is right, I’ll tell you the exact steps for getting started. If you decide not to work with me or if we aren’t a perfect fit, I’m happy to share other resources to help you get what you need.

Ready?

Have questions? Email me!

Grab some tea. Or a bagel. Or go wild with tea and a bagel. And defer to step one. Email me. Laura. Woman with the heart of gold and boot of steel. (That’s a good thing, I promise.)

It’s time to get your blowtorch back.